| Friend: | So a guy asked me out |
| Me: | Really? That's nice. Well, depending on if you like him or not |
| Friend: | He's really attractive and he plays the saxophone |
| Me: | Well I guess he has really great SAX APPEAL |
| Friend: | Oh God no. |
| Me: | he must be the saxiest in the entire band |
| Friend: | Not your puns |
| Me: | But make sure you practise safe sax. |
| Friend: | Stop it. Puns are the lowest form of wit |
| Me: | I bet you like him for his brass |
| Friend: | Are you done? |
| Me: | Yes. |
| Friend: | Good |
| Me: | He must be Mr Sax at band camp |
| Friend: | AGHAHH |