Talking with a friend on the phone

Friend:	So a guy asked me out
Me:	Really? That's nice. Well, depending on if you like him or not
Friend:	He's really attractive and he plays the saxophone
Me:	Well I guess he has really great SAX APPEAL
Friend:	Oh God no.
Me:	he must be the saxiest in the entire band
Friend:	Not your puns
Me:	But make sure you practise safe sax.
Friend:	Stop it. Puns are the lowest form of wit
Me:	I bet you like him for his brass
Friend:	Are you done?
Me:	Yes.
Friend:	Good
Me:	He must be Mr Sax at band camp
Friend:	AGHAHH

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